"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He did a backflip because drugs
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