PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just want to make out with him forever
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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