If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm always down for nudity.
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