how can u be prego again
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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