She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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