So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I need moral support for this bender
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Randomize
