Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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