This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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