That's intense
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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