turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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