Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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