A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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