Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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