just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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