Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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