Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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