I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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