Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Let's get the cat blown out
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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