i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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