I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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