great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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