why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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