Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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