what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Are we still banned from the library?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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