first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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