I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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