I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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