im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My liver just had a heart attack.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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