Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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