why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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