i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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