i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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