Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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