i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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