And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
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