Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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