even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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