You're completely useless in the revolution.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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