My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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