So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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