All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
