It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
You are a genius and a whore.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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