We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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