It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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