Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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