I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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