I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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