I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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