my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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