He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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