yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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