I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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