How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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