If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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